Dude

They are evenly matched

A quick table (what is wrong with Blogger's formatting??)

	Arnold	Bill
Speaks better English than W	check	check
Likes big things
Can find Austria on a map	check	check
Cigar aficionado
¿Él habla español?	¡Sí!	¡Mamita, tú con tantas curvas y yo sin frenos!
Has one organ that is bigger than anyone else's	bizeps	Entry removed by Censor

Ten more reasons

9 smaller reasons

Does any of these people look like they should be president?

One big reason